Dear Miles and Chase,
Please do not CONSTANTLY fight over the same toy,
it is really annoying.
You have hundreds of carcasses, balls, ropes, and other toys
so why do you always both want the same stupid bone?
Why? It's not even really a toy???
I am not a referee.
My yoga mat is not a cushion for your hairy bodies.
You are brothers and grown dogmen, work it out yourself.
Love you both with all my heart,
but please stop annoying me,
P.S. Would it kill you to run a vacuum every now and then?
Your hair is out of control you wooly mammoths.